VAndalism/ gRAFFiti--> its all part of art!!! wat dont u understand..!!!!!!!!!!!
You suck until further notice
It's gonna take a long time before we even acknowledge your
existence, even longer before we can bear to look at that foul scribble
you call your name. To speed the process of acceptance, you can A)
Choose a clever name that defies the norm of simple-minded slang. An
example of a good name is "ARGUE" (RIP). It looks good when written,
sounds cool when spoken, and conveys a combattive attitude. On the other
hand, "ENEMA" (actual name) looks, sounds, and conveys a shitty
attitude. BE CHOOSY. B ) Use paint, gain a thorough knowledge of
supplies, remember that permission walls, stickers, and dust tags are
small parts of a balanced diet, be bold, learn a style of writing for
every occassion,and write your name bigger every time you go out.
Jealousy
is a disease for the weak
Your heart is your greatest
possession, dont let it get taken from you.
Dont write on houses
of worship, people's houses in general, other
writer's names, and
tombstones. Writing on memorial walls and cars is beef beyond belief.
Furthermore, involving civilians in your beef is grounds for dismissal.
These are are the five fingers of your right hand. Get to know them
well. Give soul claps, firm handshakes, and throw smooth bolo punches.
Although
being a toy seems undesirable, you should enjoy it while you can. At
this stage you can bite all you want with no remorse. All your elders
will say is, " Awww isn't that cute, kootchie kootchie koo." So steal
that dope connection, rob that color scheme. and loot whole letterforms.
Dont worry about giving any credit, we'll pat ourselves on the back and
brag how we're influencing the next generation. However, style isnt a
crutch or a schtick. It is understanding why that connection you bit
flows, or why that color scheme bumps. Style is the process to an
appealing end. Once you got it down to a science, you can reinvent
letterforms to suit yourself. This creative growth will amaze the old
and young alike. Pretty soon somebody will steal your secret sauce and
the cycle will be renewed. If this happens to you, don't bitch about not
getting your due. Graffiti is the language of the ignored. If your
style is stolen, someone heard you speaking. You got what you wanted
from the beginning, some attention, you big baby.
It must be
noted that the vandal squad loves graffiti. Their job requires
them
to fiend for graff as much as you do. When you wreck enough walls,
they'll want to meet you. Just like the ball huggers outside the graff
shop, they'll recite every spot you hit, with the difference being
you'll also hear the Miranda Warning. To postpone this, go solo as much
as possible. Dont write with anyone that wont fight for you. Don't be
paranoid, but be careful. If you avoid writing on pristine properties,
you'll stay in misdemeanor territory, and you wont divert the cops'
attention from pastry and caffiene consumption (consult local laws to be
sure). Remember, if they didn't see you do it, it's almost impossible
for them to win a conviction without your own damming testimony. Shut
up, shut up, SHUT UP! Giving a cop info on another writer will doom you
to a life of ridicule, from cops and kids alike, with no parole.
There's
nothing wrong with knowing your the shit as long as you are. But once
you reach that conclusion, your one foot over the edge of falling off.
Watch your step fathead, there's no shortage of people chanting, "JUMP
JUMP JUMP!" There are plenty of writers that have been painting well for
the better part of 20 years, and your posing and fronting looks
retarded next to them. Get back to work, you "never was" slouch. In
conclusion, graffiti is free, impresses the girls, is heroic in our
couch potato culture, will provide you with a million stories to tell at
parties, and a sure cure for the inner-city blues. If it's not fun,
you're doing it wrong or have been doing it too long. So get going, fame
awaits the fly among you.
